About This Shirt:
Remember pushing this thing through your yard when you were a kid? Maybe you still do it. I grew up with this infernal contraption. I remember having to run at it to make it cut about 6 inches of grass before it stopped dead. When it was working correctly, I still never made it very far because the growling sound it emitted attracted the attention of my dog, who decided that it must be an enemy of hers, prompting her to bite and bark at the wheel until you stopped pushing it. This design is an ode to days gone by, filled with heart-pounding workouts.